🤡Salem🤡

Proffesional Douchebag in the United States

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Suh, dude, I couldn't care less what you call me, but I suggest Salem or Daddy. I made this because my Tumblr description was too long, and I needed a place to put more information about myself because I'm like that, and I'm just itching to tell someone about myself. Except in real life because then people start conversations with me, and I don't like it. Please, take into consideration that these things may have different meanings to me than they do to you. I decided to make some things more vague because if I could come up with this much shit about myself, imagine what I could scrape up if I went into every little detail. Any-who, onto the unwarranted oversharing.

Persona Things: Omniromantic/Panromantic, Gray-Asexual, Polyamorous, American, Ravenclaw, Horned Serpent, Firebender, Enneagram 4w5, Thief of Heart, Derse, Patronus: Baby Grinch/Chinese Fireball, and Wand: Ebony, Phoenix Feather, Surprisingly Swishy, and 12 1/2". Realist, Dungeon Master, Ambivert, Foodie, Syncretist, Pro-Choice, Chaotic Good, Inter-sectional Feminist, Type A Personality, Angry/Frustrated Crier, Liberal, Environmentalist, Androgynous, Egalitarian, Birth Cards: Justice and The High Priestess, Switch, xNxP-T, Clingy as Fuck, The Epitome of Gross, Control Freak, The Mouth of a Sailor, More Neurotic Than Psychotic, and Agender/Genderqueer.

Astrology Signs: Sun/Star: Pisces-Aries Cusp, Moon: Cancer, Rising/Ascendant/1st House: Gemini, Mercury: Pisces, Venus: Aries, Mars: Taurus, Jupiter: Cancer, Saturn: Gemini, Neptune: Aquarius, Pluto: Sagittarius, Uranus: Aquarius, 2nd House: Gemini, 3rd House: Cancer, 4th House: Leo, 5th House: Virgo, 6th House: Libra, 7th House: Sagittarius, 8th House: Sagittarius, 9th House: Capricorn, 10th House/Midheaven: Aquarius, 11th House: Pisces, and 12th House: Aries. Chinese: Water Horse.

Things I Like: Webcomics, Manga/Manhwa, T.V. Shows, Cartoons, Game Grumps, Harry Potter, Pseudoscience, Science, Criminology, Depotting, Doll Repainting, Doll Houses, Fast/Loud/Emotional Music, Seafood, Boba Tea, Forensics, Pudding, Video Games, Spicy Food, Wax Seals, Prefixes/Suffixes, Evolutionary Traits, Sushi, Slam Poetry, Lo-Fi Hip Hop/Jazz, Sleeping, EDM, Satisfying Videos, Drama, Sports, Pool, Essential Oils, Lanky Guys, Head-Shops, Gel Pens, Duvets, Diner Toast, Fimo Slices, Drug Paraphernalia, Pickles, Fishnets Under Ripped Jeans...