Pete Keen

I'm 23 years old, so basically, not a kid anymore. I'd really like to be able to give you a list of all the things I'm proud to have achieved in my life, but unfortunately that list would be depressingly short, so instead 'll give you a list of all the things i'm proud not to have done.

• Crashed a car. (although i've been close a few times.)
• Seen any Twilight movies.
• Shat myself in public. (I've seen this happen to sports people, like Paula Radcliffe and Gary Linekar. I occaisoannly use this to remind myself that, no matter how bad it seems, my life isn't that bad.)
• Watched a whole episode of 'The only way's Essex' or 'Made in Chelsea.'
• Boasted about all the things i'm proud to have done.