Louie Tangpuz

“Hello, I'm Louie. See, now this section about me, Louie. Louie is my name, you see. It could be about someone else named Louie, but this time it's about me, Louie.” "Now what we're seeing here is a section of About Me that you're reading, which is an act that you only can do while reading with your eyes, which isn't like reading with your hands. If you read with your hands, you're not really reading because reading requires the use of your eyes which aren't on your hands because they're your hands, that is unless you're blind and have some kind of newflangled brailler attachment, in which case you WOULD be reading with your hands instead of your eyes. Anyway, here you are reading this section of About Me that's being read with your eyes and not your hands, and it's about Beau. Now this Louie person she's not like the others, because if she wass he'd be them, which isn't what she is because she's her, she's Louie. If she was another person, then she'd be someone else, who reads with her hands and talks with her ass because she's not Louie"