Phillip Stephens

Having never been given the truth about his origins by his Baptist parents, who don’t believe in discussing human sexuality, Phillip assumed he was created from a rib and spent his time in high school believing that courting rituals involved presenting his female classmates with buckets of barbecue. His failures with romance led to low self esteem in the classroom which forced him to create more and more fantastic tales to explain away his failure to submit homework and pass his classes. These tales brought him to the attention of advertising agencies who tried to recruit him. Sadly, while he was quite proficient at prevarication he was unwilling to do so for money which is why he is promoting himself on about me instead of paying a marketing firm thousands of dollars to do it

for him.