I'm a mixed media, found object, vintage assemblage self taught jewelry artist with more kids than is mentally healthy for any human being.They sounded like a good idea at the time,but now I am extremely outnumbered and didn't realize when I had them that the day would come when I would wish I had gotten that law degree(you need one when arguing with this bunch)learned Krav Maga, and had installed that panic room in my closet when I had the chance! The fact of the matter is, teenagers are dumbass's by nature and the ridiculous, hairbrained stunts these darling boneheads pull has started to turn me gray.(seriously...I burned 3 yesterday!)So welcome to the asylum.....