"There are 3 types of people that no one understands: geniuses, madmen and people that mumble..."

Hi. My name is Jay and I am awesome. At least that's what my cat says...either that or "feed me damit! (those meows start to sound the same after a while)Some are born to be awesome,while others spend many years honing their skills to achieve this...My awesomeness, however, was thrust upon me in an unfortunate incident after a night of binge drinking with Bill Brasky and Zaphod Beeblebrox involving a particle accelerator, a bottle of jagermeister and a can of silly string. The precise details of the accident are not important as no one has ever managed to duplicate the exact circumstances under which it happened, and many who have tried have ended up looking very silly, or deador both...