Nathaniel Wright
Who is actually going to read this and care? I can say I was the offspring of a fish and a bobcat and people would not know what is going on nor would they care. Simple enough. I could also throw in a story about a cat living the life of a... cat. He sat down, bugged the hell out of his owner, and continued to sit there and stare at the wall until he gets hungry, eats, and further continues to stare at the wall for a few more hours.