Pointless Boob won the Nobel Prize in literature, never. She also never won a PEN/Faulkner Award or a Pulitzer, but one time she did win a PA lottery scratch ticket for three-hundred bucks.

She creates all of the drawings and images in her books. Some of her other talents include being a concert pianist, having a photographic memory, and lying about having other talents.

Pointless also enjoys making up a bunch of sh*t whenever she's asked to write a bio. Then she just writes in the third person, because she thinks bios sound more believable that way. She would be wrong. Thankfully, she doesn’t do this throughout her books. She says you’re welcome. Also, she’s terribly sorry for the overdone joke about her author page being written in the third person.

#SorryNotSorry