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I am a toy poodle. That means I am smart. Smarter than you. I have an opinion on everything. If I don't come when you call, it means you can come to me. I only eat Pedigree. Give me that tasteless dry stuff, and beware, "The Look." I am little and therefore very cute. Which furthers my ability to get what I want. I accompany my human everywhere in my travel roller. I am currently lobbying for a law that prohibits fluffy fu fu haircuts.