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Hi, I'm Emily

Executive Assistant in Boston, Massachusetts

Hi, I'm Emily

Executive Assistant in Boston, Massachusetts

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Babies & old people love me.

Born bossy. Powered by caffeine and anxiety.

I wrote a blog called Pretty Crabby for nine years before everyone and their mother had a blog... maybe you know me from that. Pretty Crabby is dead but I still write sometimes, you can see something I wrote here & here & here.

I love the ocean, iced lattes, stinky cheese, nail polish, the Duplass brothers, & people singing along at concerts in unison (which makes me cry EVERY TIME).

I live in Boston with my husband and two silly dogs. I can be found painting my nails, drinking coffee and watching movies I have already seen.

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