What's good, Thomas Jefferson here. Third president of the United States. Eh, not as cool as George Washington made it out too be.

I was born in 1743. Albemarle County, Virginia was where my parents decided too have me. Greatest state out of the colonies but let's not spend too much time on that. My father was a planter and a surveyor. When he passed away i was gifted with 5,000 acres of land. Bonfire party at my crib!

College was cool. I studied at the College of William and Mary, then read law. I married in 1772 she was a widow and she moved into my amazing mansion home. I think she liked my freckles and my sandy hair. Or maybe because im awkward. Either way she married me and here i am stuck,... All i wanted was... Nevermind back too picking me. When i was president i signed the Enabling Act. This was for which territories could become a state. Always i purchased the Louisana territory, Giving us double the space we had before. People loved me for cutting taxes as well. But i mean they loved me before that too. Who couldn't? And who was your protector AMERICA !!! When England and France were going at it once again i kept us safe from choosing sides. Yea thats right. Im your daddy.

You may have heard of me. I was know as the "silent member" of the Congress. I was always down to write but i am not one for public speaking. I was 33 when i drafted Declaration of Independence. Yea im a pretty amazing guy.. In years following I labored to make its words a reality in Virginia. Most notably, I wrote a bill establishing religious freedom, enacted in 1786. Im a big baller. Some might call me a pimp. Don't tell my wife.

Sorry too tell you but you took so long too choose me. And i know you would have choose me. Im freckled , tall , and awkward , and a ladies man. Some might say im a freak in the sheets but a man in the streets. But thats for my slave girls back home. Once again. Don't tell my wife. Anyways i died July 4, 1826. I leave behind many staisfied women(;