Jordan White

Some people refer to me as a "goody two shoes." I prefer to think I am a Christian. Jesus is my main man. Bare with me for a second because I am about to do the whole cliche thing concerning how I have the most amazing, family, friends, and boyfriend in the whole wide world (they do deserve their shout out). Enough about them, on to something more interesting...me. (I'm totally kidding btw, I am extremely sarcastic. Rule one if you want to be able to understand me: I hide behind sarcasm.) I am an ex nursing student now Business major. BIG change I know. I turned out to be too tenderhearted to care for sick patients. My boyfriend however happens to be a fantastic nurse in the making! More power to him! Ill stick with quenching numbers and keeping records any day. Anywho...dont judge me based on my nerdiness and love for all things analyzable. You can judge me on my dorkiness instead. Known fact: I still make wishes at 11:11 every night. Another known fact: I ALWAYS wish for a unicorn. That way I won't be disappointed when I do not get it. Im too much of a go getter anyway. Back to the whole rule thing...if you want to understand me and be on my goodside then do not pretend to be stupid to attract a guy. That is my biggest pet peeve. Oh and gum smacking. I despise gum smacking. I also despise feet, hamburgers, and rude people who don't hold doors open...and you would be surprised how many people, GUYS, especially that do not hold doors open. Yeah, I'm calling you out. What happened to southern hospitality and manners even? I guess real life cant be like a movie. Speaking of movies, I'm addicted to Disney. Old Disney. Disney Princesses are the absolute best. Snow White is my favorite. (Probably because I can totally pull off her look, perhaps because we share the same last name.) If being a Disney fanatic does not make me as much of a kid as possible already let me push myself over the edge. I enjoy the simple things in life. Like running through a slip-n-slide, dancing in the rain, and playing dress up. I am most definitely a girly girl. I love floral, lace, and dresses. I am obsessed with shoes, but usually have nowhere to wear my really cute ones. I think I was born in the wrong decade. OR perhaps even century. I definitely enjoy vintage and I have an old soul. I was not meant for 2011.