Rachel Iliffe
Cantabrigiensis
I'm an author (probably) and I've written things that viewed from a certain perspective (mine) might very well be said to be works of pure genius in the fantasy and sci-fi department.
Don't believe me? Why not pop over to my blog where I've installed a program created by a mad scientist that will enter your brain and take control of your thoughts. Then you will have no choice but to believe me!
My books will change the world (slightly), so get ahead of the curve and read them, and if you happen to have a publishing or film deal in your pocket then give me that too, because I am awesome!
(and definitely didn't just create this page because I was trying to do something else and got confused).