Extraterrestial refugee. Daughter of the most high. Half of the dynamic duo that is The Keits. Mommy to Showtime and Junebug. Jack of all trades moonlighting as a Software Engineering Project Manager. I was an Amazon in a past life. I'll take you to the hole. I eat what I want. Adventures are my exercise. I write when I find the time. Closet comedian. Blessed. Selah.