Randy Weber

TERMS AND CONDITIONS The opinions expressed by me in this profile are not necessarily my opinions. I accept no responsibility for the things I write when one of my other personalities take over. By viewing my profile, you agree disagree with me, but you have to like me. If you don't accept these conditions, go find me on MySpace.com at http://www.myspace.com/outdoorkat. I made this profile years ago and wasn't wise enough to include terms and conditions. i was at a winery in stillwater with my friend, bob. we tested a merlot. there were some oyster crackers on the counter next to a bowl of what looked like olive oil. i dipped a cracker in the oil and ate it. i asked the clerk, "is that oil?"..she grimaced and said, "no. it's for spitting out your wine. "bob said, "sorry. we're beer drinkers." _______________________________________________________ While taking a bath I lost the soap. I literally spent two minutes looking to no avail and became frustrated. Arrgh! I remembered that as a kid, my mom bought soap that floated so you could easily find it. I thought, "What brand was that? Why can't all soap float? We should make a law - ALL SOAP MUST FLOAT!" I became the Soap Nazi. Then I felt something hit my dinger. Hey! There is was - a floating bar of soap. I don't pay much attention to what soap I buy - whatever is cheapest at Walgreens. I looked in the drawer and saw Ivory soap. Thanks Ivory soap. Maybe it was a Freudian thing? Thanks mom!