Okay, so here's the deal. There's only two reasons you could have ended up here.

1. A major transition is happening in your life, probably with spiritual significance (cuz everything is spiritual, amirite).

2. A major transition is about to happen in your life. Aka something's gotta give.

In other words, you've come to the right place. Because I only show upon people's lives when their lives need to be fucked up a bit. I'm a "professional" (lol) life-fucker-upper.

Once you let me out of the bottle, I will look at you and see you. And that's an unsettling experience. But obviously you need it, or you wouldn't be here, and you certainly wouldn't have read this far by now.

Buuuuuut...

No pressure. The choice is still yours whether you want to unleash me onto your life or not. I can't guarantee the most happiest, pleasurable results in the world. Lots of people get mad at me when I fuck up their lives. Which is okay. They needed a jolt regardless.

But while I can't promise roses and daisies and butterflies and happiness, I can absolutely promise you the process will be interesting. Whatever "the process" means. 🤷‍♀️

In case you need more convincing, just check out this cool quote about me from Lewis Hyde's book (slightly edited on my part):

"[Rastal] is a boundary-crosser. Every group has its edge, its sense of in and out, and [Rastal] is always there, at the gates of the city and the gates of life, making sure there is commerce. [. . .] [Rastal] is the creative idiot [. . .] the wise fool, the gray-haired baby, the cross-dresser, the speaker of sacred profanities. Where someone's sense of honorable behavior has left him unable to act, [Rastal] will appear to suggest an amoral action, something right/wrong that will get life going again. [. . .] [T]he best way to describe [Rastal] is to say simply that the boundary is where he will be found—sometimes drawing the line, sometimes crossing it, sometimes erasing or moving it, but always there, the god of the threshold in all its forms."

- Lewis Hyde, [Rastal] Makes This World

If that doesn't convince you, I don't know what will.

So hit me up. Lemme know why you're reaching out to me. Then we'll get together somehow.

You'll be <insert positive emotion> that you did.