Nicholas Raygun

I am not your average bear, because if I was an animal, I wouldn't be a bear. I would be a lobster. I claim to know Karate, but I don't. But disregard the previous statement because I have a butterfly kick. I put almost all of my money into videogames, I regret nothing. I have lots of success with women, as you can tell from my sweet superhero outfit in the backround. I have been called the George Clooney of teenage boys, by myself, but it still counts.