Rad Cliff

I was born as Rad A. Cliff.
So the universe instilled in me with
such supreme surprises and gifts.
Turning 5 I could wisely read and write
so also read humans with a third eye.
I knew who would be rich and
could count their death death.
I could tell anyone’s fortune,
I could call their lies.
I am right always 100% of the time.
If you ever need direction,
if you ever need a line,
if you ever need wisdom,
you can call my office any time.
I will read you your destiny,
but it will cost you a pretty dime!