My daddy stuck his pee pee in my mommy and a sperm entered an egg and started to divide. It eventually became a multi-cellular thing that grew until it was a fully formed human that couldn't stand being stuck in a vagina anymore. I jettisoned the hell out of there and haven't touched one since.

Life as a gay man is not easy, but what life is? I'm so out and so proud that I practically shit glitter. Plan on glitter-bombing any conservatards? I'll make you a batch. I'm the anti-Falwell, the biblical scholar who doesn't believe shit, so liberal I make the baby Jesus cry, the virgin Mary menopausal, Ann Coulter's Adam's apple swell, and Boehner turn orange. You've seen my handiwork, trust me.

I wasn't always proud. I was once ashamed, so I joined a church which turned out to be a weird cult. Didn't take me long to get the hell out, not that I was ever really accepted. But their intense biblical studies made me know more than most, and helped me find some insanely interesting answers that I am writing a book to share. It'll be bigger than Dan Brown's novels, except it won't be full of shit.

Until then, I'm a single exhibitionist nutcase who does whatever crazy activist-esque thing comes to mind, and I enjoy pissing off all the right people. If you're easily offended, stay away. If you're an asshole who wants to bitch and report me, go away. And if you're a big, hairy bearish man who likes to have sweaty, nasty sodomite fun, call me!!!!!!!

I am the author of the Stumbling Block blog, and I am a proud as hell member of the 99%. I'm a huge fan of author Daniel Quinn and the Ishmael books, and believe, as he sums his work up, that "There is no one right way for people to live."

Other sites you'll find me on: LiveJournal - Twitter - Google+ - Tumblr - Bear411 - X-Tube - FetLife - and on Growlr & Scruff my username is RedSpider