Reenie

Yo sexy humans!

Since 2013, I started constructing Sextopia, village of Sex Toys, in order to find the world’s best sex toys to bring pleasure and happiness to the human world. To make sure Sextopia fulfills this goal, each new sex toys are thoroughly tested and a review/report are written about it. Sadly, I’m still pretty noob. Nobody ever taught me how to manage my genitals and stimulate my pleasure buds. The only things I was taught about sex were…well, as I discovered later on, all wrong. So sometimes I’m a little bit wonky. But don’t fret! I’m determined to find out how pleasure works, and grow out of every single misconception with the help of the amazing members of this village, as well as you.

Every little sex toys in this village are friendly and welcoming, but there are some toys out there that are mean, and deadly – often known as the genital eating monsters. As the King of this village, it is my duty to protect every member living here as well as inform as much humans as possible that are living in the human world. My dildo army will do everything to keep us safe!