Remotely True

Let's be honest, no one ever asks anyone else who they are. They ask basic questions like name, age, hometown, and so forth. As the conversation progresses, the questions become more meaningful, insightful, and deliberate. Seriously, can anyone ever tell who they are in one awkward and condensed conversation? No! I know there are some people out there who really haven't done a whole lot in their short time here on Earth, but even they cannot tell their abbreviated life stories in one sitting.

I say all of this not to deter you from finding out who I am...because that will happen eventually. I say it as a precursor to information that might seem a tad bit vague and unfulfilling. It's basic information, but it will give you at least some detail about me.

I am a small town female writer of color who loves the outdoors, writing--obviously, crafts, family, movies, beautiful men, research, reading, and the manipulation of intent.

I have kinky, thick black hair, a short temper, bad teeth, a weight problem due to irresponsible habits, a personal grudge against hatred, and frequent moments of incomprehensibility.