I was born at a very early age, in a Steel Town. After moving often, to challenge the U.S. Post Office, I graduated from school in an oil town.

After finding a gullible young woman, I convinced her to take my name and settled down in a river town. 2 beautiful girls later we moved to a farm town.

After sometime near quiet neighbors (they were all dead), me and my Crazy Cat Lady wife moved back to the farm town.

This life has had plenty of bumps. But like a good roller coaster, I'm learning to laugh with the hills and curves.

I value friendship and your opinion, so stop by every so often.