Rig Daddy
Queer as in NOT STRAIGHT, so get over it.
Crazy as in, be a little crazy and they'll all just think you're crazy and leave you alone.
Kinky as in, my favorite toys are my switchblade and a single tail.
Polyamorous as in too many relationships to list them all but I have a:
>>>> wife, boyfriend, girl friend, Boy, and more <<<<
Old hippie, as in I remeber the 60's, well at least the early 60's!