Adam Rippon

Video game programmer extraordinaire, that's who I am! Wait, no, that sounds kind of self-aggrandizing... how about a very good video game programmer! Well, that just sounds silly. Let's go with something more subtle. I am an electronic entertainer. Eh, I don't know if I'm all that entertaining really, honestly, I think I'm pretty boring. How about I am a humble man who seeks to entertain you? Oh, now I'm just rambling on. Let's call it "Hey, I'm Adam, and I'm not the worst person alive". Boy, I suck at this!