reynaldo Junio

Wag ka ngang ngumiti. Nai-inlab lang ako sayo eh. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long. ~para kang pera sa banko d maalis sa isip ko.. ~para kang kape.. d ka nagpapatulog... ~sabi nila kung gaano daw kalaki kamay mo gnun daw kalaki puso mo. ang swerte mo dalawang kamay ko nagmamahal sau.. ~iniwan ka ba nya? kung ako nlang sana eh d metro bank ka sana(your in good hands) aalagaan kita prang rexona (it won't let you down..) EI,, hangin ka ba?? kc icant breath w/o you ehh… Boy: You look like my 5th gf. Girl: Ilan na ba naging gf mo? Boy: 4. Are your parents greek? Coz you look like a goddess! Are you a klepto? Or did you steal my heart on purpose? alam mo ba,para akong rexona kasi i won’t let you down para kang kape, di ka nagpapatulog geometry k b kc,,, kahit anong ANGLE ang cute mo guy: Miss nagpapayong ka ba? chx: Bakit? guy: inuulan k kasi ng kagandahan eh kaya m b akong MURAHIN? kc kung hndi.. MAHALIN m n lng aq!.. miss nasaan ka kagabi??? (nasa bahay lang) kaya pala wala ka sa panaginip ko eh… delete na kita sa frendster ko…. ha bakit ayaw mo na akong mging frends??? ndi…gus2 ko kc more than frends na… i 4got ur name can i coL u “mine”? Boy: shabu kb? Girl: ha? bkt? Boy: nkka-adik k kxe.. Yhang:MIk bangin k b?? Miko:ha??bk8 nmn?? Yhang:im falling 4 u na kc! girl:BREAK n TAu! ..nid q kc mgConcEntrAte sa stUdieS q Eh.. Boy:sIgUraDuhIn mO lAng waLa k BaGsaK…..kUndi TAU ULet!!! ^^. tumataba ka na ata ha… bumibilog… at… unti unting… naging mundo ko… miss pinag lihi kba s lindol?? dumadagundong kc puso q pag nakikita kita eh! ang galing mo cgrong mgbowling kc sa puso ko plang nkaStike k kgd… 10. Do you have a band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you… 9. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers. 8. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel? 7. Was your father a thief? [But the reenact-or said 'Was your father a theft?'] Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. 6. I only have three months to live… 5. Pardon me… Are you in heat? 4. Where have you been — all my life? 3. Is your dad a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb! [The first line that's on our own list.] 2. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night. [The second line on our own list but translated to English. Yet, still cheesy.] 1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together d E y L :WAG NA TYONG MAGING MAG FREND . .