D. Robert Hamilton

I just promoted myself to Level 97 Gentleman after becoming the only individual to win back to back to back GMA's (Glass Monocle Awards). That's correct - it's a threepeat.

I am always finding myself in situations which force me to be a hero. My latest trip involved a group of ferocious pigeons attacking a group of school children. I distracted the pigeons long enough for the children to get away. Due to legal restrictions, I cannot share any additional details of the event.