Robert P. Wills

Robert P. Wills is a recently retired U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Four, Interrogator. After almost twenty-five years of Army Intelligence silliness, he has moved to Kissimmee, Florida with his long suffering wife of 28 years. Yes- DW has put up with his antics for over a quarter century.

He ans his wife now spend their says wandering the various theme parks in the Central Florida area. Well, not Sea World. The employees at Sea World yell at Robert when he pets the dolphins at the dolphin petting pool. No, he doesn't get it either.

Robert is focusing on his writing with book 5 in his surprisingly popular "Tales From a Second Hand Wand Shop" series coming out in mid-2015. He has also published a post-apocalyptic science fiction story "Apple Declined".

Along with writing, Robert is an inventor with three patents (6,559,556, 7,293,681, and 8,561,951) and several innovations in his workshop. One innovation, the World's Greatest Garden Hose Guide is available on Amazon- when he can keep it in stock.

He also has a marginally successful wand business on Etsy under the name SecondHandSorcery where customers are routinely insulted by Grimbledung. The odd part is that they seem to like it.

Robert sells his inventions under the name SixToesInnovations- a US Veteran owned company. Buy American, people!

Unless you're British, then "No hard feelings? Buy from a Colonial, please and thank you!"

I am not sure why I wrote my biography in the third person...