A dad just trying to be the best "Bandit" (iykyk) that I can be, with three kiddos. Exquisite lover of authentic tacos, being on the water, watching the sunset, going to any beach. Just got into traveling, super fun!

Pros: I love being a dad, 95% House trained, I don't have the stereotypical hobbies, I believe in therapy, I try to be at least halfway healthy, I can retire in 15 years, I don't smoke or do drugs, I absolutely love Walt Disney World.

Cons: I tend to make stupid FB Marketplace and Ebay purchases, I have terrible sleeping patterns, I only listen to one true crime podcast, I might love Walt Disney World a little too much.

For my opinions on relationships, marriage, Jesus, and sex, baremarriage.com is basically what I believe.

Being divorced, I do have an amazing co-parenting relationship with my ex-wife. Who is not crazy in the least. Literally A+++

@poopoperator on Tiktok for extremely disappointing tiktoks