Brewer and Curmudgeon in Brantford, ON, Canada
Former Chief Information Officer, Former computer forensic consultant, gadget geek, motorcycle enthusiast, runner, goofball, master of useless knowledge, commander of the zip-cord key ring, brewer of beer, and all around okay-est dude on the Internet.
A Bit of History:
I spent the 80's promoting crayon art in Jacksonville, FL.
Once had a dream of merchandising the emperor's new clothes on invisible mannequins.
Spent the better part of the 90's managing robotic shrimp in Auckland.
Lost a large portion of my portfolio in 2009 due to heavy investment in Muppet Labs edible paper clips.
When asked if I have been successful at analyzing Magic 8-Balls worldwide, I always reply: Outlook Hazy, try again later.
Past endeavors include:
2014 capitalizing on boll weevil futures
2009-2014 training sock monkey ninjas in Libya.
2002-2010 short selling paper bag puppets in the financial sector.
2001-2007 researching weebles for fun and profit.