Rob Zilla

Hi. I'm Rob. Welcome.

I'm aggressively unfancy.

Sometimes I just want to give it all up and become a handsome billionaire.

Currently working towards an MBA with an emphasis in fantasy football.

I have friends in spite of myself.

Probably the best meat eater in the world

A man of mystery and power, whose power is exceeded only by his mystery.

If I could sum up my life in one line I would die of embarrassment.