Author is: obssessive, bitchy, easily amused, currently at work and bored. Also, female, 27 years of age, slightly unsure of self although highly opinionated, cynical, pagan and in love with good food.

Author would like to stalk: Terry Pratchett, Paul Kidby, Neil Gaiman. Strangely, Terry Goodkind on his good days.

Author is actually stalking: Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, Terry Goodkind and Dave McKean. So it’s not all bad. However it now appears that I am allergic to women, in some way…

Author likes: Graphic design, illustration, webdesign, litt, brit-litt, the outdoors, fishing, my wolfdog, my ball python, Terry-Pratchett-Who-Art-Thy-God.