Ed Hawkins is a comic book writer and network manager based out of Portland, Oregon. Not the other Portland. Not the wrong one.

Ed is composed primarily of organic material.
Ed's secondary mutation is providing cryptically inuseful personal information.
Ed has seen some toes.
Ed is a veteran of the United States Army. Ed spells his name with an equal number of consonants and vowels. Ed does not believe in P versus NP. Ed now believes that there is a clever dick joke hidden in P versus NP.