Rosy "The Mystery"

A little about me. I am not smart nor I am voracious reader. I have not read works by Shakespeare, Austen, Hemingway, Faulkner, Huxley, Joyce, Fitzgerald, Vonnegut, Welles, Nabokov, Bukowski, DH Lawrence, Pushkin, Gogol, Dostoyevski, Solzhenitsyn, T.S. Elliott, and countless more. I find reading boring especially literary works. It makes me DULL AND STUPID.

Reading, writing, blogging – they're my least favorites. For those who asks, www.rpbohol.wordpress.com is not my website. Infact, I don't have a website. Holy shit! I don’t even like writing poems. An iambic pentameter will surely put me to sleep – I hate sonnets especially Bill Shakespeare. I don't know how to write. I have no idea where to place all the punctuations. My tenses are out of whacked. Can't tell the difference between a past participle and past tense. Couldn't figure out if I should start a sentence with the Conjunction "And". I don't even know what a transitive verb is! I am also not creative. I don't know what to say. Verbosity is not my thing.. never was.

I don’t have a sense of humor - I am boring. I can’t even tell a joke even if I buy or steal one. I am also always serious. I don’t know how to have a good time, to chill out, to relax. Humor is people who doesn’t have a sense of humor. LOL

I don’t like meeting new people hence, that is why I have social networks such as facebook, twitter, instagram, etc. Im not a socialite. The word means brainless to me and the sound of it makes me want to vomit. For me, it describes people with shallow, petty, materialistic and pathetic existence. I even hate taking pictures aaarrg I hate wasting my time on selfies! I am sick and tired of it.

Some people say that they are truthful, they like honesty, they want the truth. The truth is some people cannot handle the truth especially when it's so true that it hurts. I am sure some will find me cocky or arrogant but excuse moi - I beg to differ. I read some wrote that they are beautiful, kind, smart, blah blah blah blah. Don't get me wrong, there is absolutely nothing wrong with describing yourself to other people however, I can also describe the qualities I know I have. So why would I be deemed as arrogant? Isn't what’s good for the goose is good for the gander? Shakespeare one said to me, "To Thine own self be true", and I live by those six words ever since albeit I was disappointed that he didn’t speak in iambic pentameter... oh well... such is life.