Rutul Shah

I'm not unlucky in love - I'm just extremely good at being single! I'm not shy; I'm just holding back my AWESOMENESS so I don't intimidate you. Strangers think I'm quiet. Friends think I'm outgoing. My best friend thinks I'm insane. Love me when I least deserve it because that's when I really need it. I am who I am and your approval isn't needed! Admit it. Life would be so boring without me! I forgot to go to the gym yesterday. That's 10 years in a row! This is me! What you see is what you get. I'm not lazy - I just run on energy saving mode! I'm not afraid of failing... Which is why I do it all the time! If I had to describe my personality - I'd say good looking. Normal people worry me! I'm only single because I'm too awesome for everyone right now. I'm naturally funny because my life is like a joke. I'm not overweight. God just loved my body so much he made more of me! If I say "The other day" it can mean any time up to a year ago. I do what I must, and my friends will adjust! I am still waiting for blessings which aren't in disguise. I cover my mouth when I cough, so people don't catch my awesomeness. I am the one your mother warned you about. I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool. I live for the moments you can't put into words.