Ryanstone Cowboy

My name is Ryan B. My middle name is James. Some of my friends call me “The Scientist”, "Ryanstone Cowboy", or "100 Proof" and I’m both meticulous and punctual to a fault. I really hate commercial radio and "best of" albums. I made up the word "s'wheat". I'm not a big fan of bugs, especially when they're in my house. The mouse in my garage has been out smarting me for weeks, even though I have an IQ of over 150. My disguise car is a rusty Jetta that smells bad. I have my own business called Integrity Maintenance Services. My favorite band is Mensen. I enjoy cigars that are made in Nicaragua by children. I would strongly suggest buying them from a smoke shop owned by persians. I like my coffee like I like my women, sweet and creamy or black and bitter. I am not a big fan of stores that make you swipe your own credit card, then ask for it right afterwards. I mean, why didn't they just take the damn thing in the first place?? I only like things that nobody else has and things nobody else likes. I like Punk Rock, High-Speed Motor Punk, Punk N Roll, Pop Punk and Garage Rock among others. Wind really pisses me off and so do slow people. I keep my motorcycle in my living room and a stripper pole in my bedroom. I will always root for the underdog. I really enjoy laughing and telling people to kiss off. I also have an amazing talent of being able to fit a lot of garbage in little tiny garbage cans, especially when I don't feel like taking the garbage out. I have one lumpy pillow and one soft, but I prefer the lumpy one. I like old school anything. I enjoy dirt bikes, token hotties, and random stupidity. Oh, and fuck off is not the only thing I have to show.