Samuel Even

I've raised doing nothing to an art form. I spend most of my days considering the best way to do nothing. Sometimes I am very succesful. Making this into an art form has brought with it a lot of opportunity of making some easy money. Teaching other people not to do anything is a boom market. My students graduate when they complain that they are wasting time in the class by not doing anything. Some get it. Some get angry. Not carrying if they are angry is another art form. I am thinking of a course to teach people not to care if others are angry... graduating will be not being angry for another useless course.