Sage Osentoski

Height: Way the fuck up there. Weight: Fatter than SHIT Eyes: Sexy Black Hair: Normal Black I'm like, a friendly guy. I think that not enough people make an effort to be friendly, that's why I make an EXtra effort. I'm short and have a very big napoleon complex, which means someday I will conquer most of Europe. "A handsome dark haired male with beautiful brown eyes. Quite frankly he's one of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet. He is an intelligent individual and is fun to be around. Sage is someone who is unlike anyone. He is best described as a hipster :-) He has random moments and laughs at things not many other people will. Sage is a guy you can trust and count on. His smile will brighten your day no matter what. His hugs are amazing. They'll make you feel like not letting go ♥ Sage is someone who doesnt like to see the person he cares about down. He's definatly a guy you'll be sure to fall in love with because he is truly awesome."-Urbandictionary.com They say cleanliness is next to godliness, thats why I take longer showers so I'm one step closer to becoming a god. My swag Jehovah witness, dude, it never take a holiday.