Sami Knows Best

I enjoy sailing the seven seas, commandeering vessels and taking out scalawags; signing peace treaties in the middle east; sampling ice cream with religious leaders from all corners of the world; intimidating runway models with my stunning figure and rock-hard abs; running marathons, barefoot, with shelter dogs; flying in my private jet to a hidden resort on an even more private island; Just normal every day stuff...

I'm married, have kids, and love to embellish. I've got a life that should cause envy in the hearts of the masses.