Samuel Guzinski

If you’ve managed to come to your senses and wobble on your last bit of consciousness to the last realm of the internet, then congratulations — you’ve barely made it through the front door. But enough about you — let’s talk about me. I go about my business so generously, yet so simplistically. I’m sorry, but let’s cut the bullshit — I’m just a hormonally-confused burden who grew up too fast on this hellhole we call Earth who does everything in an unapologetic manner. One of the biggest things I have going for me (or against me, depending on who you ask) is my discriminating taste in the aesthetics of nearly every aspect of life. A quality like this must be handled with responsibility, something I selectively accept. Sure, I like to do stuff. Oh, was that not a good enough answer? Here, let me elaborate. One thing I enjoy doing frequently is thinking. Although this activity called “thinking” is a rather commonly practiced one, I take things a step further, which, if you haven’t noticed by now, I tend to do often. In a society where the passing-on of biased views are becoming more and more prevalent, I believe it is especially important for people, especially children, to think freely and form their own opinions. I’m not going to go in another direction with a debate on religion (although I am very tempted to do so). Let’s move on. I also find merriment in photography (although I need to really take it more seriously), cooking (Does Easy Mac count?), and general science/geek/nerd culture. That’s all for now, folks!