I'm Sarah, a lovely girl born and raised in Jersey. A self-described witty quasi-JAP, with a small amount of patience, and a lot of balls. I'm your sarcastic, sometimes nerdy, totally inquisitive, sometimes bitchy, girl next door (I call suburbia home after all). I'm totally okay with being a little bit basic, a lot OCD, and I will hate on things but not people... most of the time. I am a feminist, a wannabe urban gardener (I did say I lived in suburbia right?), a constantly changing individual who hasn't figured herself out yet because reinvention is never impossible and always warranted. I hate wearing heels, but love how they look in my closet. I'm a recovering shopaholic (like.. really though) and have become a money-managing nazi (can you say $100K in student loans OMG) - a penny pinching jew who describes herself as a nazi? yeah... I'm that kind of F'd up stereotype. That's me in a nutshell.