If you want me to like you: knit with me, give me chocolate chip muffins, buy me some plane tickets to England and Scotland -- then buy me a cottage there so I can stay, bring Firefly back, publish my book, feed me delicious food, take me for a horseback ride in the Pacific Northwest, pray with me, make my girls giggle, help me be She-Ra, play me a tune on a harpsicord, dress well, let me read to you, tell me your story, make me laugh til I cry, let me make YOU laugh, help me find a pet dragon, tell my husband he has an amazing wife, introduce me to Judi Dench, buy me a muted green or navy blue velvet couch whilst ignoring any threats my husband might send your way, and last but not least, put ketchup on my mac'n'cheese and peanut butter on my waffles.

If you want me to dislike you: make fun of The Princess Bride, buy me a sombrero, feed me canned spinach sprinkled with cauliflower, take me to one of those 100 degree yoga classes, decorate my house with a 'contemporary vibe', tell me to move things when I clean, give anyone in my family anything with animal print, make fun of anything related to homeschooling, be a dog barking around 2:30am, dress too well, make me watch The Power of One (you know who you are), put ketchup on my waffles and peanut butter on my mac'n'cheese.