Hello. I'm Jennifer.

Ladies and gentlemen, lads and lassies, I am here to cause trouble and offend people.

First off, I articulate skeletons, make Beauchene skulls, and stuff dead animals for fun. (Oh yeah, I know how to party.) :P

Secondly, if you buy me bacon and cats you shall receive sexual gratification.

Lastly, my favorite word is scrotum, and proper grammar makes me moist. The more you know, right?

I'm mighty confused about my gender and sexuality so as it stands I'm identifying as a pansexual robot. Kinda.... Robosexual..... I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I deserve to be punched in the dick for the stuff I say.

My preferred pronouns are she/her/hers, but if you feel like addressing me some other way then, by all means, go for it. Kick-ass.

My life is a long, sad story filled with many plot twists and let-downs. How about no. Today is a good day. Let's not get into the bad stuff.

I like speaking weird languages (most of them are just the sounds of a dying cow with downs syndrome.) and eating. Food is what turns me on. It starts with Pizza Hut, it ends in bed....

I am the self-crowned queen of the internet. I also hold the title of 'most vulgar human ever. seriously' and I like to pretend I actually have peasants who will bow to me.

Let's be friends! I love making friends!

But that's not the end of my story. I'm too colorful to fit in this silly little box. So send me a message or stalk me if you want. Let's make babies. Byeee!