Satkrit Gautam

I am horrid at introducing myself. Read it at your own peril!

An avid reader, food geek, Clumsy with capital C, ignorant towny hater, word make-upper, geographically challenged, socially retarded, morally bunking.
Corny, whacky, a self-proclaimed smartypants, driven by emotions, paranoid, cup-cake lover, foot fetishist, vegetarian, passionate about occult, happy as a lark, curious as a cat, mysterious as crop circles, impulsive..nearly perfect!

I live life vicariously through fictional characters. And I wish to live somewhere between Ross from FRIENDS and Chuck Bass from GG. lol If this world were a person, I'd be that emo kid crying in the corner, whose name no one knows, who ends up a billionaire. Except the last bit.

I hold tremendous respect for poets, musicians, writers, chefs and bloggers. And I hate know-it-alls. Especially those who tell me what to do. Because I always know what to do anyway.
My expectatations from life, have really changed. I think I wanted to be a kite when I was 4. A cat when I was 6. An actor when I was 8. By 11 I think I wanted to be Capital Planet . By 14 I wanted to be director. By 17 I wanted to be Donald Trump. Now I'm still 20...and I don't really want to be anything.. maybe have a few kids, write a bit, read some good psychology theory, do some interior designing, learn cooking..

We live in a world where everything is mechanical.. In a place where there is no place for the emotionally vulnerable, I am a total misfit. For, I am the boy who loves to be in love and loved back, I speak with my pen for that's my voice. I don't live a lie, I have a life. I cry when I am angry and I snap when I am sad. I live on the edge, taking risks now and then. I have BIG( caps locked!) dreams, but I love the simple things in life. The laughter of a baby, the smell of the earth after the first rain, walking barefoot on the beach... That's my thing!! I am stubborn when things don't go the way I want them to, I love and hate with a passion, I am real and not airbrushed according to the worldly ways. I am THAT guy. I am self explanatory!