Salty Muffin

I was born on a small island somewhere in the Pacific. I was raised by gypsies who had lost their way and somehow ended up in Polynesia due to too much amphetamine use. I was in Libya during Muammar Gaddafi's 59th birthday bash where the only music on the dancefloor playlist was Lil'Wayne. No wonder they revolted. This is why democracy is soo much better.