Steve Capps

It is time to turn this mother out! I still can not dance. I llove beer and that is bad for a diabetic. I value loyalty above all things. I got kicked out of college twice and still went back and finished. I love the mortgage industry, but I believe it sucks. I love cold weather. My dog is a pain in the ass. The Holley House is the best bar in the world. The best Bloody Mary's are served in the Dallas Airport. Being Catholic means never having to say you were sober. Cleveland has some of the best people. The Irish know how to have fun. I love being in sales. You can have ten shitty days in a row and forget about them all 5 seconds after closing a good deal. I love being from South Carolina. We have a beautiful flag. I want to be judged by the enemies that I have made. Irish Toasts to Drinking A bird with one wing can't fly. —said to encourage someone to take a second drink It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money! That the tap may be open when it rusts! My friends are the best friends Loyal, willing and able. Now let’s get to drinking! All glasses off the table! Here's to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint-- and another one! Here's to a temperance supper, With water in glasses tall, And coffee and tea to end with-- And me not there at all! When money's tight and hard to get, and your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt, a pint of plain is your only man. Here's to being single... Drinking doubles... And seeing triple! I drink to your health when I'm with you, I drink to your health when I'm alone, I drink to your health so often, I'm starting to worry about my own! Here's to women's kisses, and to whiskey, amber clear; Not as sweet as a woman's kiss, but a darn sight more sincere! Irish Everyday Toasts May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows your dead. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live. May your heart be light and happy, May your smile be big and wide, And may your pockets always have a coin or two inside! Always remember to forget The troubles that passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day. May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint! May the face of every good news and the back of every bad news be towards us. May neighbours respect you, Trouble neglect you, The angels p