Chris Smith

I was going to say I hate those biographies where the person says they don't have much to say about themselves, but then goes on to write paragraphs and paragraphs about what they've done, where, who they've done it with (not in that sense), how successful and marvellous it all was and why you should be interested (which, no doubt, you probably would be). But then I thought that would just seem bitter and envious, because by comparison I'd probably have relatively little to say about myself, which, as you can see, turns out to be the case. Somewhat unfortunately.