Scott Canion

Nutcase.

Cyclist.

Displaced citizen of the world infamously plumbing the depths of the shallows.

Minutiae detective.

"Half-hearted creature" who has glimpsed the dawn.

Previously disgruntled bachelor and formerly well-rested dad.

Adopted brother in a large, extended, multi-ethnic family.

Unashamed worker and co-worker.

Unabashed witticist.