Scott Keneally

SCOTT KENEALLY writes about the stuff that most people keep to themselves. His stories about things like excessively sweaty pits, chronic bedwetting, crying at Dove self-esteem commercials, and crash dieting on the Master Cleanse have landed in the pages of The New York Times, Jane, Nylon, Details, the North Bay Bohemian, mcsweeneys.net and the humor anthology, Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped and Canceled.

When he's not exposing his secrets, Scott is a regular correspondent for the Santa Rosa Press Democrat, the biggest daily newspaper north of San Francisco, and is the blogger and social media manager for Healdsburg's new eco-chic boutique, h2hotel.

But to put food on his table, Scott writes treatments for some of the top directors in music videos and commercials. Over the past decade, he's worked on videos for a slew of superstars like Jay Z, Madonna, Rhianna and Miley Cyrus, and he’s at least partly responsible for Paris Hilton's infamous burger commercial. Scott lives with his wife and no dogs in Healdsburg, CA.