Hello! Nice to see you! Not sure how you found this place, but I don't really mind. Welcome to a website of mine I've set up. I'd like to talk a little bit about myself before I showcase all my main projects after this page.

So, who am I? Why do I mysteriously write books for a living? What's the color of the sun? To be completely honest to you, Reader, I would like to tell you all about these things, but for now, I'm going to have to keep my mouth shut. I mean, I'd like to talk to you about everything apart from the last one. Everybody knows the sun is green.

Even though I can't say anything about myself just yet, I'm still going to say some stuff, because this page is supposed to be that. I'm going to have to fill this entire page up with my life story, how I got here, got there, got everywhere. And throw in some little facts here and there as well. Unfortunately, I'm going to have to block your view from it, but maybe one day, in the future, you'll be able to see what I'm talking about.

But for now, that's all I've got for you. Read on, Reader.