Sarah Rooney

Hey. I'm currently in my third year at a mediocre college. I am studying English. I don't know why.

I really love the Pixies. I enjoy eating meat. I love to make people uncomfortable.

I read a whole lot. Kurt Vonnegut is my man. All of his books kill me in a really nice way.

I enjoy television, too. Twin Peaks, Mad Men, Futurama, The X-Files, It's Always Sunny, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, The Twilight Zone, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Sherlock, Dragonball, and so on. GOOD TELEVISION STILL EXISTS, I PROMISE.

I love Bill Murray, Chairlift, my dog, coffee, Stephen Colbert, training pokemon, rings, things that are black, UFO documentaries, sitting around, mountain goats, and other things probably.